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Holy macaroni 

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"
Holy macaroni by Jayaway August 1, 2016
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Holy Macaroni 

Homer Simpson's Shocked and confused expression.
When homer travels into the 3rd Dimension and doesnt know what to say.
Holy Macaroni by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

Holy Macaroni 

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.
"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.
Holy Macaroni by :Danimal November 13, 2022

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

holy lonely pony eating macaroni 

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

holy maccaroni

An easy going word that (obviously) easy going people use.

A word for surprise without being vulgar/ without being to angry or frustrated.
HOLY MACARONI I that was a good goal.

Holy maccaroni I still have a lot of time left.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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