Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

Holy Shitballs by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

holy shitballs 

a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy

i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face

holy shitballs by truth of truths May 24, 2009

Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

Holy Fucking Shitballs by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker 

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.

"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010

Holy shit balls 

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.

"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing

Holy shit balls by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

holy shit balls batman 

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

holy shit balls batman by zack milf December 14, 2011