N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss
drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either
good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your
wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your
wife/you're fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its
verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently
gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had
hot, sweaty,
nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real
good round about when I was ten.
