Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006
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Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 28, 2020
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Holy Shit!

Starr Jones is wearing something with a zipper! Holy Shit!
by Undercover, Mushroom February 02, 2009
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a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.
Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.
by starbursty January 16, 2016
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holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
by Fatass February 18, 2003
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 09, 2004
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the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
by Tha Captain July 18, 2014
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