Holy Barktopus Share definition Flag One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi. Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi! Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Holy Barktopus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch