Holy Angels 

Freshamn can be really strange, but by the time they are seniors at Holy Angels, are friends with everyone who's anyone in Bergen County, have really cute handbags, and basically are the coolest group of people since the cast of THE OC.

and you know where theres a dick painted on one of the walls.

you want to date a Holy Angels girl.

Holy Angels by missmoran April 7, 2005

Holy Angels 

Holy Angel is an all girls Catholic high school. Although everyone complains about the school work and the loads of test no one would want to be anywhere else. At AHA girls just rolled out of bed in the morning and go to school with no care in the world about what the look like. The girls aren’t just classmates they are sisters. Everyone is friends with everyone. Holy angel girls are life long friends who truly care about each other.

Many think that AHA is the ugly girls school (not true). Those people are missing out on some beautiful and amazing women inside and out. AHA is also known as the smart school which is very true. AHA girls get accepted to all the top schools across the nation. Girls from this school will be running the world in a few years. AHA focuses more on academics than sports but it is the only school in the nation to say that they are currently 3X NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!

Holy Angels is the best school in NJ.

Holy Angels by holyangels June 15, 2018

Holy Angels 

The only school that Z-100 provides lots of love for. The school where the senior Class of 2005 is as close as ever, and aren't afraid to say so. And the only school who never has snow days, but check out our SAT scores!

The only school where Ryan Cabrera flirted with everyone.

Holy Angels by Alex April 9, 2005

holy angels 

the best catholic all-girls school in jersey. all the girls complain about the workload and other people but you know they love the friends they have and work hard to get good grades. lots of tea but what do you expect from girls? everyone gets it confused with IHA but holy angels is obviously the better school. freshman are awkward and walk slowly in the hallways but we all know everyone in Bergen County. girls roll out of bed and come to school still looking pretty anyway. everyone's super involved with clubs, athletics, theater, and academics but everyone knows how to get lit on the weekends. go angels!!

@ All Boys: If she goes to Holy Angels, she's smart, gorgeous, athletic, funny, and knows more about world issues than your parents. If she likes you, you should TOTALLY date her.

holy angels by holyangelsnj January 17, 2019

Holy Angels 

Fakes girls attend. It seems great freshman year but once senior year hits you all hate each other and talk shit behind each others back. The teachers do not care and load tests on you 24/7. You always have hours of homework. If you dont apply to an Ivy you are frown upon.

I hate holy angels

Holy Angels by mrsbeyer October 23, 2017

Academy of Holy Angels 

A Catholic, Co-Ed, Private school located in Richfield, Minnesota - only two minutes outside of Minneapolis. It is a school filled entirely with white kids and the typical black kid is looked on like a wild animal - and are marveled at. The cost of tuition is currently $12,500 and increases by about 600 - 1000 dollars a year. Starting in 2007, every student gets a laptop to keep which just shows how wealthy the school is. AHA is known very much for their Boys and Girls Hockey programs who have won state 5 times in the last 12 years. The football program isn't doing so great right now, but will be in the next year. There are many exclusive drugs that only the wealthy can afford and an unbelievable amount of alcohol - even freshman are known as drunks at times. The teachers are generally good, with the exception of a few Science and Religion teachers. The school's graduation rate is 100% and 99% go onto college. The curriculum is incredibly difficult and some consider it harder than community colleges - even for freshman and sophomores. The average ACT score is around 26 and there have been several students with 35's and 36's. Students come from all over the state to go to AHA. It's feeder school is known as Blessed Trinity, which is next door, over 90% of those students end up at AHA. Other schools include: Faithful Shepherd, Annunciation, Nativity of Mary, and St. Johns of Savage. Thanks to the laptops, work is rarely done during class and students can e-mail, play games, facebook, and shop online all day. AHA is better than Edina Public School - though they think they are better - we ALL know that they are just another PUBLIC school and can't compete with our money, status, and class.

Guy # 2 "... I have to sit next to that black kid in my class"
Guy # 1 "oh you mean travis, or madeline?"
Guy # 2 "madeline, how'd you know?"
Guy # 1 "there's only 4 in our grade..."
Guy # 2 "there's still that many?!?! we better come to school armed."

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Edina Loser: Huhaha we are so much better than AHA - we've got like 4,000 kids and some money.

Academy of Holy Angels Student: Wtf. You go to public school and you think you're better and wealthier than us? You must be high - with poor drugs, I might add.

Academy of Holy Angels by aha2012 September 19, 2009

Divine Savior Holy Angels 

A prestigious all girls school that transforms girls into confident young women. It is considered a wealthy school and the girls are deemed "stuck up" by many. People refer to the girls as "DS girls" who wear expensive clothing and drive nice cars, creating a stereotype that leads others to believe that they enjoy getting plastered and that their dads purchase them designer clothing. All of the above is untrue, and these false but at the same time funny ideas are most likely started by jealous public school girls who admire the natural flair and style of girls who go to DSHA. The rumors stating that DSHA girls have their parents pay for all their expenses are false, as most of the girls have a work ethic that allows them to hold a job to buy their classy clothing and cover all other expenditures. The school is nicknamed "Dick Sucking Hoes of America.” and is another entertaining joke started by public schoolers who were jealous their boyfriends find DSHA girls more fun because of their ability to be themselves, dress modestly (yet attractively), and wear their makeup in such a way that it extenuates their natural beauty. The idea that “DS girls” are alcoholics is false, as over half of the DSHA population has never experimented with alcohol. It is safe to say there are larger substance abuse issues at other schools than at DSHA. Before you say “that DS girl is a snob,” try talking to her. Most of the girls are happy to talk to you in a friendly manner and know a good time.

guy 1: "Look at how classy and poised those girls from Divine Savior Holy Angels girls are, they all look sexy"
guy 2: "Wow, their boobs are covered up but they still look hott!"

public school girl 1: "They're all skanks.. look at them talking to those boys"
public school girl 2: "your plastered and your ass is hanging out. Wait is that your boyfriend ignoring you for that DSHA girl?"

Divine Savior Holy Angels by summersun2 December 11, 2010