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Hollywood Handshake 

Giving someone a handjob in a cinema/ while watching a movie.
I got her to give me a Hollywood handshake while watching Shrek last night.
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Hollywood Handshake 

The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
Pru hurriedly exited the tent as Noel and Matt excitedly ended the day with a Hollywood Handshake.
Hollywood Handshake by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021

Hollywood handshake 

A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.
"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."
Hollywood handshake by Jokesex August 17, 2018

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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