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Hollywood Handshake 

The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
Pru hurriedly exited the tent as Noel and Matt excitedly ended the day with a Hollywood Handshake.
Hollywood Handshake by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021

Hollywood handshake 

A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.
"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."
Hollywood handshake by Jokesex August 17, 2018

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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