Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.

Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone

by Kutey March 21, 2010

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010