Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.
"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"
by Dazzamon March 24, 2006
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When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.
Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.
by SousedBergin June 4, 2010
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