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Hold Water 

Don't snitch on your co-defendants.
If we get caught by the feds hold water.
Hold Water by elpadron November 22, 2007

you can't hold water

Means you can't keep any secrets period
OMG I told Alyssa to keep the engagement a secret but she blew the surprise. I told her "you can't hold water damn"
you can't hold water by Ladycola September 3, 2016

can't hold water 

When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to

Cant keep a secret
I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!

Hold Your Water 

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.
Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.
Hold Your Water by AshleyandFrank February 10, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.>
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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