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Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.
Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.
by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019
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flogging the hog

I called up Aaron, but he was flogging the hog and said he'd call back later.
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006
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