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When hogging someone you ride them to the best of your ability and as vigorously as possible. The goal is to see how long your partner can hold before climaxing, it's a fun game in bed.
" Hey, baby come get in bed, and let's see how long you can hog me." or "Kevin last night Cindy only hogged me for 15 seconds before getting off, what a pussy."
Hog me by Donny Knoxx December 3, 2020
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Hog me up 

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet
(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.
Hog me up by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018
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hog meat 

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.
Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
hog meat by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

media hog 

Usually a female teen, media hogs are the type of people who like boy band songs, nickelodeon shows, etc. (that many people would claim as "american stupidity.")

Most namely, media hogs are into things like the Jonas Brothers and ICarly. These people like them for basic teenage drama and the idea of dating. You know, the whole "i like this boy sooooo much he's sooooo cute" people... dating is their whole thing. They focus their lives on it.

They also tend to be fairly familiar with every basic radio hit from things like Kidz Bop and Radio Disney. Even the popular people in their media hog's local high school aren't that dumb.

Media hogs seem like they have nothing better to do with their lives, so they make it look like their lives have so much history and they're all that. The truth is that it's really just repeating a cycle of "ooo this boy's so cute, i think i love him!", dating the guy, and after being dumped because he got a life, moving to a new guy.

Media hogs are termed "hog" because they look for the most recent famous love thing to keep their free time occupied so that they don't have time to realize how stupid their lives are. Most namely, the Twilight series has caught on with media hogs. It's very sad because books, shows, songs, and things of the like are usually not that bad media to begin with but are turned stupid by the media hogs.
Yo karyn? she's such a media hog! her last facebook status was "is watching david archuleta on icarly. reading eclipse. bed? idk yet. i love you edix ♥ 7 days!! =D."
media hog by DJ Russly February 7, 2009
A penis more thick and hefty than average
My hogmeat will break you in half.
hogmeat by aembryo April 26, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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