hoeishness
"dog im bout to give him a meat shot"..."man shut yo dumb as up stop with your hoeishness leave him alone"
hoeishness by Grim aka Avi September 22, 2006
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hoeishness
The act of being a hoe. A word to describe someone who tries to steal someone's boyfriend/ girlfriend, lover, ect.
hoeishness by Beanie Weenie May 22, 2010
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Hoeishness
How much hoe someone possesses. Someone has a lot of it if they wear those white adidas shoes with the black stripes (see hoeish)
Hoeishness by Catlie123456789 May 8, 2017
hoehness
pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007
a-holishness
a-holishness by davod April 7, 2004
da hooshness
Name given to a straight gangsta or a person that can catch a football extremely well. Also, a man with a large penis is usually given this name.
da hooshness by PaperChaser19 June 6, 2011
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