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hoeishness 

The act of being a hoe. A word to describe someone who tries to steal someone's boyfriend/ girlfriend, lover, ect.
Her hoeishness failed when she tried to steal my boyfriend.
hoeishness by Beanie Weenie May 22, 2010
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Hoeishness 

How much hoe someone possesses. Someone has a lot of it if they wear those white adidas shoes with the black stripes (see hoeish)
I need to chill, my hoeishness is showing!

hoehness 

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007

a-holishness 

The act of being an a-hole, or in more literal terms, an asshole.
Don't listen to what he says, it's just his a-holishness talking.
a-holishness by davod April 7, 2004

da hooshness

Name given to a straight gangsta or a person that can catch a football extremely well. Also, a man with a large penis is usually given this name.
Oh my God, that was an amazing grab, he looks like Da HooshNess
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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