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hoehness 

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007
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1. a characteristic commonly shown in a "hoe".

2. a state of mind leading to the pulling of hoe moves

3. the way of a "hoe"

(f.y.i.= hoeness can also lead to HOE Business)
ex1
"You a "hoe" for tripping me in front of all of those people. I hope your hoeness gets you in trouble with random politicians...wudahoe."

ex2
"Lol...you actually decided to go up to a random baby, NOT to smile at it, but to take his candy. You a "hoe"!!!!! How can somebody be so full of hoeness?"
hoeness by a man of hoeish ways April 18, 2008
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Ratchet Hoeness 

Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .
Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh
Something that a “hoe” spreads when he/she touches someone.
“Stop spreading you’re hoeness, Lexi!”
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The art of being a hoe
Oh yeah Mariana, she's cool ever since she turned down her hoeness
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The amout of how much someone is a hoe.
She went to her level of hoeyness.
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Seasonal hoeness 

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.
Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness
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