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Hoe-handle

The area on one's clothing (female, or even male) where it makes a handle-like option to pull one closer. Could be on ones Jacket -- the pockets from it, or usually on a girl's bathing suit. Like the one-piece type bathing suit where its all funky with a bit of suit in the middle and nothin on the sides or back and usually has a hole in the belly button area. Hoe-handle.
James: Hey Emily, I like your bathing suit.
Emily: Thanks James!! Its new!!
James: Can i pull you closer from your hoe-handle?
Emily: TOTALLY!!
Hoe-handle by CaliSummerGirl January 18, 2010
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Hoe Handler 

A guy who screws or dates a lot of sassy and used women.
Man Bill, your quite the hoe handler around here aren't ya?

Hoe Handler by EricDude February 19, 2009

Hosehandler 

A small dark haired man named Greg with great hands and strong wrists.
Man that guy is a real hosehandler

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026