Hodog

A person who is socially awkward and extremely shy but was raised to be the fastest swimming mammal in the world.

Hodog can't come hang out because he has swim practice 8 times a week.

by Seanx8 June 22, 2017

hodog

A dirty sketchy slutty dude.

Most likely never showers, has long greasy hair, and is in a band.

I know its so wrong, but I want some of that tasty hodog meat.

by Footpad November 11, 2010

hodog

a person who dresses and acts like a surfer but does not actually surf. a.k.a. poser

surfer 1: "Dude!"
surfer 2: "huh"
1: "Check out those hodogs mackin on your lady."
2: "Dude they can't get none, they got no tan."

by Alex Ray J October 08, 2006