A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef
taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy,
Muppet, Burns Victim and
Prawn Face.
Player 1: "Hodgey... cross the ball back post!"
*Hodgey tries his
trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya
cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a
baby on the sideline*