When someone unexpectedly kisses another person usually in an aggressive manner. Typically preformed by a girl kissing a guy. A form of blitz or attack kiss.
Kresta gave a defenseless Phill a hodgey on the lips!
A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
Player 1: "Hodgey... cross the ball back post!"
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*
A leprechaun-like man, commonly referred to as a ‘Short King’.
They are commonly known for cosplaying as little green men and are most commonly found hunting people lost in the DT workshop. They also have a superpower of words.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*