Hodgett

A Hodgett is when you electrocute someone while having sex so that their hair becomes thick and puffy, akin to an afro

Person 1: yo you seen harry's new bitch?

Person 2: yeah bro he Hodgetted her during cunnilingus

by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

hodgetwins

Badass motherfuckers.

Dem Hodgetwins is some badass motherfuckers.

by TheAmazingHobster January 10, 2014

Hodgert

A large clan of beautiful, blonde people that are scattered throughout the United States and Europe. They typically have blue eyes. A Hodgert is always nice, outgoing, and easy to get along with.

You look and act like a real Hodgert, babe.

by Bylander August 22, 2011

A Hodnett

this is when a crystal meth taking scientist takes his weed obsessed skinless son out on a family day out searching for newts, bats and nessle in trees searching for young children to pray on and strike.

'is that a Hodnett over there...? Erghh look at his sons skinless crotch'

by Stevie Gree December 3, 2009

Hoggett

a harrington wearing spiv with piercing blue eyes

see that lad there? what a hoggett

by divlens March 16, 2009

hodgetts

Noun. Dramatic and violent onset of diarrhoea, normally brought about by food poisoning.

I ate some dodgy prawns at the buffet. In the taxi on the way home, I felt a case of the hodgetts strike and before I knew it the turtle had not just shown its head but burrowed its way to the centre of the earth at light speed

by Prawnsandwich November 23, 2021