Definitions by Vanish29

Couch Theory 

This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.

Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.

Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?

Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.

Couch Theory by Vanish29 September 24, 2010

Hodges 

A weird shiny person who obsesses over a certain college football teams and Chuck Norris.

All the noob in the barrens chat are hodges'

Hodges by Vanish29 May 2, 2008

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

Napoleon Bonaparte by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

Russel 

Drafting teacher by day, Ninja by night

Holy crap! He's superman.
No, he's a Russel

Russel by Vanish29 January 24, 2008