hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.

man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me

by Michael Wright 2k10 February 6, 2009

hodges

a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.

The guy was a total hodges, he beat me till i cried for chuck norris.

by Ryan Vogle January 30, 2009

Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

by Hodging July 3, 2020

hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 5, 2004

hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 1, 2009

Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 28, 2011