In desperate times (usually during a drunken stupor) in which one has relations with a female of mass proportions.
by Bert Blylevin March 3, 2008
1. A Kick ass, 10 Day Country Music Festival that you will be so fucked up at you will not now your own name during or remember more than half of after
2. The Mascot for the sports teams and schools in Rhinelander, WI and basically everything else in the town
3. A Creature that lives in the forests of Northern Wisconsin, and ONLY in northern Wisconsin, contrary to some shit on the internet. It has the head of a bull, the grinning face of a giant man, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with a spear at the end. Captured and made famous by Gene Shepard in 1896.
2. The Mascot for the sports teams and schools in Rhinelander, WI and basically everything else in the town
3. A Creature that lives in the forests of Northern Wisconsin, and ONLY in northern Wisconsin, contrary to some shit on the internet. It has the head of a bull, the grinning face of a giant man, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with a spear at the end. Captured and made famous by Gene Shepard in 1896.
1. Dude, what did I do at Hodag last night?
2. We just got our asses kicked by the Hodags, god, I wish I was one of them.
3. The hodag scared the shit outta me last night.
2. We just got our asses kicked by the Hodags, god, I wish I was one of them.
3. The hodag scared the shit outta me last night.
by hodag March 7, 2005
by Spinner July 4, 2004
A trashy female from northern Wisconsin. Usually overweight with bad tattoos and green or purple hair. The words Ho-bag and Ho-slag are of the same meaning.
by Muddy Moonrock August 14, 2021
when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.
"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."
by Firework Master February 12, 2009