Person 1: Welcome to Hoeburger home of the Hoeburger, may I take your order?
Person 2: ?????
Person 1: Excuse me sir I'm talking to you, how would you like your hoe?
A sandwich using hot dog buns as the bread, and ground beef in the shape of a hot dog as the meat. It should be noted that the hot-dog-shaped meat will look like a turd, and therefore a hotburger looks like somebody just took a dump on a hot dog bun...