Hoboke 

(HOE-bow-key) - When everyone in a room farts at the same time. Imagine a room full of hobos doing their thing, or think of the effect on a group of people drinking the BFG's frobscottle.

That yoga class is so gross. It's nothing but a hot hoboke in there.

Eat your food Tina you fat lard or you won't have enough juice to hoboke later with family.

I'm on my way to my first hoboke, can't wait to experience the sounds and smells of a good old fashioned hoboke.

Hoboke by jmbartho April 1, 2025

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by zednotzee June 5, 2016

Hobosexual 

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

Hobosexual by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011