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When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.
One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.
hobble by BadBlondie October 10, 2007
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hobble 

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To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.
That bitch hobbles all over the hood.
hobble by Ol Hobble-along September 1, 2009

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To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.
He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.
hobble by JSPoultry July 6, 2019

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A hobble just walked into the souvenir spoon store.
hobble by Jason Bee June 13, 2016

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1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees
That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.
hobble by bunny xu May 30, 2007

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A very large pp, over 9 inches.
Cindy doesn't know what a hobble is, probably because her boyfriend doesn't have one.
My lesbian boyfriend has a hobble
Wow bro, nice hobble!
Hobble by 5 foot kings 69 December 24, 2019

Hobble 

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I got a hobble doing someone’s laundry
Hobble by KAM1986 July 13, 2021
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