1 definition by BadBlondie

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When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.
One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.
by BadBlondie September 26, 2007
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