Calvin's definitions

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

what it do

The phrase that Paul Wall invented meaning whatsup, whats goin on and stuff like that

Hey dude what it do? ahh nuthin much same shit diffrent day

by Calvin October 28, 2006

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

Mitsubishi

Fine Auto makers from Japan.
Also created:
The winningest rallycar in the world, the Mitsubishi 4g63t powered Evolution series I-VIII
The Galant Vr-4 (awd, aws, also 4g63t powered)
The Mirage (Evo's nasty little brother)

CaLviN kikz arse in his one of a kind Mitsubishi Evo VI conversion.
Chicks dig the Mitsu's..

by CaLviN April 10, 2006

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

Airlewyd

Such as when you scroll on MSN so parents don't see anything, but the person you're talking to does it for you.

Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:




















Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:
Airlewyd.
Pika says:
Thanks.

by Calvin December 15, 2003