Calvin's definitions

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

boullian

the stew in any environmennt.

have you noticed the boullian in the bar tonight?

by calvin May 13, 2005

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

what it do

The phrase that Paul Wall invented meaning whatsup, whats goin on and stuff like that

Hey dude what it do? ahh nuthin much same shit diffrent day

by Calvin October 28, 2006

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004