Calvin's definitions

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

what it do

The phrase that Paul Wall invented meaning whatsup, whats goin on and stuff like that

Hey dude what it do? ahh nuthin much same shit diffrent day

by Calvin October 28, 2006

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 5, 2004

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

Mitsubishi

Fine Auto makers from Japan.
Also created:
The winningest rallycar in the world, the Mitsubishi 4g63t powered Evolution series I-VIII
The Galant Vr-4 (awd, aws, also 4g63t powered)
The Mirage (Evo's nasty little brother)

CaLviN kikz arse in his one of a kind Mitsubishi Evo VI conversion.
Chicks dig the Mitsu's..

by CaLviN April 10, 2006