Calvin's definitions

what it do

The phrase that Paul Wall invented meaning whatsup, whats goin on and stuff like that

Hey dude what it do? ahh nuthin much same shit diffrent day

by Calvin October 28, 2006

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

Hobbes

From the cartoon Calvin and Hobbes

"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"

by Calvin November 3, 2003

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 5, 2004

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004

SWC

Spirit West Coast-a christian music gathering

I went to SWC last year.

by calvin May 13, 2005