Hoark

1- To barf, vomit, regurgitate, especially in a particularly loud manner as if yelling, but hoarking may be done quietly as well.

Fuck man, pull over. I think Im gonna HOARK!

by theJeremiah July 04, 2005

hoark

1- To barf, vomit, regurgitate. 2- To steal.

That was a nasty lugie he hoarked. I'm sorry, I had to hoark your phone.

by CF & Waldo November 26, 2002

hoark

(verb) To pass through one's nose, typically by laughter. (Regional, used chiefly in the western United States.)

The joke was so funny that Zz hoarked his Mountain Dew.

by b1-66er September 27, 2005

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 07, 2003

Hoarked

Commonly used to discribed the aftermath of a particular chain of events that goes from bad to worse. Generally speaking, said chain of events are more often then not unrepairable. Thus leaving all parties involved "Hoarked".

You've got to be kidding me! What else could go wrong?! This shit is all hoarked up!

by ZukBox May 12, 2009

hoark

v. vomit, barf, heave, technicolor yawn, leave offering at the porcelain altar.

I got drunk and hoarked in the back seat.

by Sheik Yurbhutti September 17, 2003

hoark

eating only the topping of the pizza, leaving the crust

I'm on a low carb diet, so I hoarked the pizza slice.

by Dutch Schoenfeldt September 02, 2007