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A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.
"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."
Ho No by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004
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A form of greeting.

A call one would use to obtain the attention of another person.

Usually yelled out loud.
Steve: "Hey, there's Mike."
Zach: "Ho no!!!"
Mike replies: "Ho no!!!" and proceeds to meet Steve and Zach.
Ho no by Zach Kaczmarek December 26, 2006

The Ho No 

The common name of the H1N1 virus, aka swine flu, aka pig flu. Derived from H O(ne) N O(ne) and necessary because H1N1 never caught on and pig or swine flu is unfair to the pork industry.
Oh No, he got the Ho No.
The Ho No by Jurv September 24, 2009

no ho itis 

A nigga suffering from no pussy got a long period of time
On naw he got no ho itis look at how he acting
no ho itis by That nigga 321123 December 15, 2016

Ho or No? 

A game where you guess if a "lady" is a prostitute or not, hence ho or No
"See her at the bus-stop?"
"Yeah"
"Ho or No?"
"Oh she is a ho for sure!"
Short for North Hollywood. City in the San Fernando Valley, California.
"Where you stay at homeboy"? Man I live over in No Ho mutha fuckaa!!
No Ho by RiZoRoCkSkiii... July 2, 2009

No Ho-Ho 

The feminine version for No Homo except it is used when a girl says something that can be taken the wrong way. A girl that says something that someone else can easily say ''that's what she said'' to.
1. Girl says to boy: "Can i have a taste of your lollipop no ho-ho?"

2. "Yo Mike, after your finished with work, I need you to come really fast, no ho-ho''
No Ho-Ho by B.B Doll June 28, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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