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Hlw means “Hot Like Wasabi” its basically this Asian like way to sad “Girl you bad af!!”
Person#1: “bro this girl is HOT”
Person#2: “Say something to her”
Person#1: “what should I say?”
Person#2: “bro....tell her she’s hot like wasabi” (😂)
Person#1: “hlwww”
Girl: Are you Asian?
Person#1: Yes.
hlw by ItsmeQueen November 4, 2019
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hlw • hlwit • hlwt
High level waste. The most radioactive of the three tiers of nuclear waste.
Some people have concerns about the amount of HLW produced in power plants, but they should be more concerned with the high concentrations of lead in solar panels instead.
hlw by DieOfSanity March 30, 2021
Have laptop, will travel. Refers to software developers who work from anywhere. Also, anyone who relies on the internet. Could be used in general for someone who isn’t home or office bound because they have a laptop.
“Mike is in the Congo”
“WTF, doesn’t he have a job?”
“Hey, he travels. He can go anywhere and pretend to work! #hlwt”
hlwt by hlwt August 8, 2019
Shorten name of the recently found song "How Long Will It Take" (aka "How Long" by Paula Toledo), represented with an image of a lost teddy bear in the beach, after 14 years, the teddy bear was found buried inside of sand, as long with the song.
Person 1: Yooo did you hear that hlwit was found
Person 2: NO FUCKING WAY
hlwit by pytschratchon February 27, 2024
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