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Hitler / a Hitler 

A Hitler, is a term used, in Britain to describe a style of pubic hair dressing, or topiary. Reffering almost exclusiveley to women. A variety of "Vag Tash". Think Brazzilian, but leaving a Hitler style moustache above the "vertical smile" or vulva.

The remaining pubic hair is trimmed to length. So as to give the appearnce resembling that of a Hitler style moustache.

Variations on the theme are commonplace. Alternatives to the Hitler moustache design include love hearts, angel wings, a teddy bear, even a football design, achieved by utilizing a mosiac effect of haired and shaved, or depilated areas.
"She has a nice clean waxed, beautiful vag, topped off with Hitler / a Hitler".

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Pulled a Hitler 

Golfing term. It applies to golfer who finds his ball in a sand trap, or bunker and it takes them 2 swings of the club to escape the sand trap or bunker. Like Adolph, they needed 2 shots in the bunker.
Me: "Dude, Ben really shanked that ball... Then he totally pulled a Hitler"
Pete: "Do you mean..."
Me: "Yes!!! Two shots in the bunker... whatta doof"
Pulled a Hitler by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.
Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.
Having a Hitler by Meistersinger January 21, 2009

do a hitler 

When you get mad at a particular group of people and wish you had the ability (and maybe you do) to rearrange their limbs.
If John wasn't sexually attracted to girls, he'd do a Hitler on them.

Doing a Hitler

where an individual grows a tash identical to hitlers and invades Poland
" Hay man what you up to "
" Doing a hitler what about you "

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.
Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.
Having a Hitler by Meistersinger February 18, 2009

Lets give him a Hitler! 

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!
Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!