hitch tease

(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride

Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."

by your neighbourhood friend September 26, 2009

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Whore hitch

A belly button piercing adorned with an dangling charm or swinging piece of jewelry.

"She had a cute bod, but man, her whore hitch was hanging out of her shirt."

by brone7aurora November 3, 2008

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The Trailer Hitch

Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.

The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...

by StickyfingerSG October 16, 2010

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get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

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