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get hitched 

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
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get hitched 

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?
get hitched by LadyN April 3, 2017
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To get hitched 

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married
The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)
To get hitched by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017

Get Hatched 

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.
I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.
Get Hatched by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026