To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.
a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.
Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
Fulltime RVers after staying for a time get hitchitch and want to move on down the road. So we hook up our RV and move on down the road to see new sights.