Hit the can

Drop a load or bleed the lizard

Senario One:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That iced tea was too much, i gotta hit the can.

Senario Two:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That Chicken Tikka Masala was too much, i gotta hit the can.

by Abe yaar July 25, 2011

hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 26, 2011