Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

by jews69 March 20, 2016

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021