15 definitions by Mystikal 234

got the strength of a drowning man

An example of an individual with extra ordinary strength.

He fought us off well, he’s got the strength of a drowning man

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

scrote power

The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.

He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.

by Mystikal 234 February 19, 2021

Sandbagging

Sandbagging is where a man has sex on a beach or other sandy location

Andy sandbagged her on the beach. “Craig” what did you and Rachel do last night? Andy” just a bit of gentle sandbagging whilst listening to the waves”

by Mystikal 234 January 20, 2021

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Chewing his face off

When someone has had that much Amphetamine that there mouth drys up and they uncontrollably chew the air. It looks like they are trying to chew their face off

Shit she was fucked, literally chewing his face off on drugs

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Cold cupping

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.

Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.

by Mystikal 234 June 5, 2021