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refers to a guy who has a nice body but an ugly face. hipon is a tagalog word for shrimp. and you when you eat a shrimp, you usually just eat the body and throw away the head.
That's as good as you'll ever get -- a hipon.
hipon by Vekla September 8, 2008
Related Words
hipon hipocrite hipneck Hipocracy hion Hionia hipinion Hipnotize Hirona Hpone
Hipon is used to define things which are humorous or funny.
A monkey with a gun is hipon.
Hipon by HiponDude December 22, 2023
There were Beatniks in the 50's and 60's and Hippies in the 60's and 70's. A HipNik is a person who grew up influenced by those groups who is now middle aged and still lives their life by those influences. A very laid back person who embraces all the beliefs, spirituality and lifestyle habits of BOTH the Hippies and the Beatniks. HipNik can also be used to describe anyone of any age who lives the "Philosophy of the Beat Generation" and the "Hippie Culture of Diversity" even though they may not have been born in the 50's, 60's or 70's.
"I just met Oscar's mom the other day and she was really cool, she was like a blast from the past and really laid back about stuff...she is a free spirit with radical ideas... a real HipNik!"
HipNik by Swatamagon March 24, 2010
The ultimate hero of a mom. A mother who will do everything possible to protect her child from harm. She would go to jail or go into hiding to protect her child.
Chase is lucky to have a hironimus for a mom.
hironimus by savingchase May 27, 2015

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.
Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

himono-onna 

japanese slang meaning:
"dried fish - woman".

"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
she's a himono-onna!
himono-onna by hantaro August 28, 2008