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Hion
(tv.v.)hioned, hioning, hiones

1. To make confusing through cryptic wording
2. To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence of understanding, see also: throw off
3. To confuse or befuddle, especially with numerous conflicting situations, objects, or statements. See also, puzzle.

History:
Hion is a resident of the Linenoise community of the mmorpg The Matrix Online. His bizarre forum posts, ambiguous language, and overall comedic behavior has prompted the community to use his name to describe anything that can be described as confusing. See example below.
Original post:
i also know that, never min the information i hold is worth alot.

Reply:
That post was totally hion. I have no idea what you are talking about.
by DezlPower June 24, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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This can be used as any word in the world and in any language
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by ARENA X July 21, 2020
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