Hipcockrisy 

When a male sends a photo of a dick that isn’t his own.

“He sent me a dick pic, but I found the same picture on google images before! It’s not his!”

“Dude that’s total hipcockrisy. He’s a hipcockrite.”

Hipcockrisy by Momowichita August 31, 2022

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019

hipocrisy 

untrue to a newly adopted trend, term, or fashion

it is sheer hipocrisy to try to change wtf to "way too funny"

hipocrisy by j doug January 7, 2009