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Hion
(tv.v.)hioned, hioning, hiones

1. To make confusing through cryptic wording
2. To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence of understanding, see also: throw off
3. To confuse or befuddle, especially with numerous conflicting situations, objects, or statements. See also, puzzle.

History:
Hion is a resident of the Linenoise community of the mmorpg The Matrix Online. His bizarre forum posts, ambiguous language, and overall comedic behavior has prompted the community to use his name to describe anything that can be described as confusing. See example below.
Original post:
i also know that, never min the information i hold is worth alot.

Reply:
That post was totally hion. I have no idea what you are talking about.
hion by DezlPower July 4, 2005
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Hion by ARENA X July 21, 2020
Related Words
hion • Hionia • Hiona • hioninf • hio naw
A person who keeps going on ph and sneaking out to have a beer.
im hion and i want another beer
hion by fardeater August 27, 2022
classically a female name which is drawn from the sea.

Typically female - and one of creative talents.

Could possible marry a man who likes bikes and first name starts with an E.
Hiona is such and awesome designer. she could so marry evan.
Hiona by Hamish February 4, 2010
Running ion on high influence. High-on-influence.
Leonard at what voltage are you running levels?
I'm not sure Sheldon, the Hydrogen ions are on high.
- I guess we're hioninf! Get it guys? Because we're famous nerds.
(Big Bang Theorists)
hioninf by Alessio Datura January 18, 2022
Hionia, is the best person in the world, she is beautiful, funny, outgoing, sporty and the nicest person you will meet. She is super caring and has the heart of a giant, and also loves tennis so much its crazy.

SNOWYYYYY
Hionia is the best
Hionia by KINGTAJIII September 22, 2022
Hionia, is the best person in the world, she is beautiful, funny, outgoing, sporty and the nicest person you will meet. She is super caring and has the heart of a giant, and also loves tennis so much its crazy.

SNOWYYYYY
Hionia is the best
Hionia by KINGTAJIII September 22, 2022
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