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handburger 

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper
Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep
handburger by handburger May 8, 2020
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Handburger 

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.
Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.
Handburger by Zuca May 12, 2011

handburger 

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.
Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.
handburger by Pip September 5, 2003

Handburger 

The act of shaping an erict penis into a Patty then using ur left as the bun and inserting it into anothers orifice
I took my tinder date to Burger King just to find out she was vegan. I offered her a handburger instead and she took the whole thing.
Handburger by Dr.Yroc December 25, 2017

hiburgernated 

The act of falling asleep after consuming a large hamburger that consists of many toppings.
Wow, I just hiburgernated for 2 hours after eating that Guy Fieri Bacon Mac n Cheese Burger.
hiburgernated by BurgerMuncher December 16, 2017