Hinkjob

A sexual act of showing love or appreciation; by fondling another mans anus with a sex toy, without consent. This procedure is frowned upon when done to women, and is mostly done to a male by another male.

"My buddy tried to give me a Hinkjob while tying me down to his futon, so I pressed charges."

Hinkjob by Dino Kysgwoahwowbehdjwja December 3, 2025

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Hinkjob 2

Similar to a Hinkjob a Hinkjob 2 is the act of fondling another man's ass but this time instead of using a sex toy it is with the penis, without consent

"Loy gave Nug an unexpected Hinkjob 2 and he loved it."

Hinkjob 2 by Big dick Randy geeked up December 10, 2025

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Honkjob

When somebody with a clown nose is giving you a blowjob, and their nose honks as it hits your pelvis

Clown 2B gave me a sick honkjob the other day

Honkjob by Bscrout Rat December 21, 2018

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Hickjob

A blow job between brother and sister.

Dude, my sister came to my room last name and gave me a hickjob.

Hickjob by DrGreen16 July 15, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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