Honkjob
When somebody with a clown nose is giving you a blowjob, and their nose honks as it hits your pelvis
Honkjob by Bscrout Rat December 21, 2018
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honk job
1. a bj given by a goose
2. a bj done in a car and when the climax is reached, the car horn is honked for an extended period of time
2. a bj done in a car and when the climax is reached, the car horn is honked for an extended period of time
I got a honk job from Swan Lake the other day and I think I have the avian flu
After I shot my load all over my bitch's face I continued to bear down on the car horn.
After I shot my load all over my bitch's face I continued to bear down on the car horn.
honk job by Sgt..Raptor May 3, 2009
Hinkjob
A sexual act of showing love or appreciation; by fondling another mans anus with a sex toy, without consent. This procedure is frowned upon when done to women, and is mostly done to a male by another male.
Hinkjob by Dino Kysgwoahwowbehdjwja December 3, 2025
Hinkjob 2
Similar to a Hinkjob a Hinkjob 2 is the act of fondling another man's ass but this time instead of using a sex toy it is with the penis, without consent
Hinkjob 2 by Big dick Randy geeked up December 10, 2025
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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