A bearded person from the west midlands who can sporadically announce a random and hilarious comment such as “Polar Bears are massive, if you had 4 in this room it would be really crowded!”, “Someone’s Skype-ing Lord come by ya…", “You can make anything out of LEGO, to make an orange it would have to be as big as this room! It has to be massive to do curves” and “Does anybody know the price of good quality maracas?”
“he just did a hingley, i'll write that down and we'll laugh about that for years to come"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)