Hikaru Nakamura

A famous chess grandmaster and five-time US Chess Champion.

1: "My favorite chess player is Magnus Carlsen."
2: "Mine is Ding Liren."
3: "Mine is Hikaru Nakamura.

Hikaru Nakamura by MCPELaiwei May 23, 2023

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Hikaru Nakamura

A dude who is usually the world's #4 or #5 chess player based on whatever the current standings are, and also, a major fucking dick with anger issues.

Hikaru Nakamura is so good at chess that he'll beat you playing the Bongcloud, and then punch you in the face.

Hikaru Nakamura by q359 July 25, 2023

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Hikaru'd the Nakamura

Do something incredible, surpassing expectations usually.

-Did Jemma pass her test?
-Yes, she has Hikaru'd the Nakamura by getting the biggest grade in class.
-No way, I though her teacher said that she can barely pass if she really tries.

Hikaru'd the Nakamura by Passerby3221 June 18, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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