Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

Highlight Reel

The few things you remember after a blackout drunk night.

That hot blonde i made out with made the highlight reel.

by HateSickFux April 17, 2012

Highlight Reel

A 30 to 45 second mash up of brief clips (flashbacks) from the best parts of the night before, usually a side effect of afterglow

(After 30 seconds of staring into space)

Person A: Zoning again man?

Person B: Yeah, I was just watching the highlight reel from last night. That babe had an excellent rack.

Person A: Nice. I keep seeing the bar fight from earlier.

by Room 137 August 5, 2010

Dunkadelic Highlight Reel

Is a collection of spectacular highlight dunks played to Hip-Hop/Rock-n-Roll music.

ESPN Sportscenter ultimate highlight.

by Derrick E. Vaughan November 26, 2004

Highlight reels

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).

The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.

by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021

California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Highlight reel

Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.

He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021