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high ass 

When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh
Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses
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High Ass 

High Ass - Adverb.
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.

- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.

Common Uses - Insult.

- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
High Ass by ChristophDK2 March 26, 2012

High Ass 

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves; doesnt want to waste their time hanging out with friends deemed infearior.
Jen is too much of a "high ass" to spend time with us!
High Ass by vicsecret October 16, 2010

High Ass Taste 

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.
You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!
High Ass Taste by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009

dumb high ass 

one who does stupid shit only because they're high.
friend one: i bought a dime bag with a $20 and the dealer gave me $11 change. i watched him count his bills 5 times before he did this.
friend two: his dumb high ass....

Vitiki's High Ass Mellow Yellow 

Vitiko's High Ass Mellow Yellow 

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