Higgsy 

An inbread farmer like human with a pointless existence! Usually can be found ploughing fields, the Higgsy is a norwich based term and derived from the Greek Higgos that means Dumb Idiot.

What are you playing at Higgsy

Higgsy by Jamie Fricker October 23, 2007

Higgsy 

To be God-like, Fearless

if only scittney was a Higgsy, he could save us then.

Higgsy by Higgsy September 29, 2003

higgsy 

A faggypants, annoying, try-hard, spoiled, lazy little twat with gay hair and an amazing resemblance to daring and dicky celebrities

That's about as higgsy as you can get

higgsy by Randomfeeb September 29, 2005

Higgs-Jordan 

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

Higgs-Jordan by HCSS January 11, 2009

Higgsbants 

Banter is to speak or act playfully or wittily. Higgsbants is when a person tries to have banter, but does so poorly and becomes and repeat offender. That banter then becomes Higgsbants.

Luke- " Everybody got their soccer shirts cleaned for the game tomorrow?"

Steve- "If by shirts cleaned you mean, cleaning last weeks goals off then no."

Luke- " wow, unreal Higgsbants."

Higgsbants by stehiggs April 19, 2017

Higgs Bozo Effect

The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs

Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.

Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.

Higgs Bozo Effect by 1234567891234567891111 November 20, 2011

Higginstory (Higgstory)

-A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.

-A Wikipedia entry

-Complete intestinal digestion (making shit) of historical facts and icons.

I asked a genius feller from north Alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named Napolean. He just started givin me this Higginstory (Higgstory) lesson:

Napolean Dynamite (A French peasant who became a General) and his merry men were secretive members of the Illuminati at the time of the Hindu reign in Jerusalem (circa 1978 AD).

Higginstory (Higgstory) by boaticus March 6, 2009