Hick Flick

A hick flick is like a chick flick except the target audience is retarded mountain-folk with four first names that will believe anything is possible if it's accompanied by enough explosions and loud sounds.

Most commonly, hick flicks are crappy, over-hyped action movies that have no bearing on reality. They feature the kind of stunts and effects that even a sixth grader can tell are completely implausible, if not straight impossible. The same sixth grader can tell that the acting and writing is completely sub-standard even for a cheesy movie.

Billy Jo Jim Bob: "Dude! Fast and the Furious was the best movie of all time!"

Sixth grader: "No it wasn't. It was a stupid hick flick."

Billy Jo Jim Bob: "No way man, they jumped a semi with a GTO!"

Sixth grader: "That's what I'm talking about..."

by BalderHash June 13, 2011

Hickslicker

A man or woman who has the cultural backround of a redneck but lives in a fairly large city

Someone who ones a minivan with a confederate flag bumper sticker. My neighbor is such a hickslicker he passes out every noght on the couch on his front lawn and instead of a car he has a tractor.

by Gregitory February 24, 2008