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hickabilly 

Noun: (BS moshup of hick and hillbilly) They generally consider ‘townies’ only slightly better than tourists, and don’t count folks as townies til they’ve lived there at least five years. Gutted & skinned their 1st small mammal by the age of ten. When at public events, males tend to wear their local uniform – whatever combination of cowboy boots, hats, denim & bigotry is endemic to the region. This is the stereotype which is ‘ironically’ referenced when hipsters style themselves for Sunday BBQ at places like Acme, the Bottom of the Hill, Zeitgeist, and your backyard.
The hickabilly vibe was so thick out on the porch, I wasn't sure if I'd have to gnaw my own arm off to escape, or if I'd be tossed to the curb to the cries of "Utlander!"
hickabilly by Arbisun June 11, 2008

hickabilly 

It's a combination of a red neck or hick and a hillbilly. A hickabilly.
That would be them hickabillies dowm south in them hills that stoled yer food
hickabilly by Dub Dub February 16, 2004

hickabilly 

hey you hickabilly you are no longer a hillbilly
hickabilly by the red neck May 30, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026