Hexcuse

Very ridiculous and unbelievable excuse to cover one's incompetence. Originally refers to Hexous, player of Anarchy Online.

"I was about to win, but I was blinded by sun, my keyboard got stuck and my dog stepped on my broken thumb."
"How many hexcuses are you going to come up with?"

by nekrotyrael August 1, 2006

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019